Father Thomas Hopko's 55 Maxims

Free Download of 55 maxims that Father Thomas Hopko said that are necessary for a sound Christian life.

Very Reverend Protopresbyter Thomas Hopko (March 28, 1939 – March 18, 2015) was an Orthodox priest and theologian of the Orthodox Church in America.

He was the Dean of St. Vladimir's Orthodox Theological Seminary from 1992 until 2002, having also taught there from 1968 until 2002.

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Cherubic Hymn Sheet Music Arranged for Guitar

By Alexei Katorsky (1869-1944)

The Cherubic Hymn is the primary cherubikon (Gr: χερουβικόν), or song of the angels, sung during every Divine Liturgy of the year with the exception of the liturgies of the Presanctified Gifts and those of Holy Thursday and Holy Saturday. It occurs after the Gospel reading and is interrupted by the Great Entrance. The Cherubic Hymn was added to the Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom by order of the Emperor Justinian near the end of the sixth century.

Arranged for guitar with standard notation and tab.

Zip file includes .gp, .pdf and .mp3 files.

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Death Is Certain T-Shirt v2.0

Variation on the original theme clearly inspired by another popular Orthodox zine and website.

I think I heard somewhere something about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.

Either that or this is just a case of blatant plagiarism, however our intention was the former and not the latter, so please don't sue us, because we don't make any money off of this stuff, regardless of what you've read on any social media posts.

Original design on 100% cotton Comfort Colors t-shirt

Made to order
$30.00
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Logos T-Shirt

In the beginning was Logos, and Logos was with God, and Logos was God.

John 1:1

While Dr. E. Michael Jones insists Logos is Rising, I haven't read his Book on the subject yet since I'm trying to wade through two of his other 1000+ page boat-anchors, but I sure hope he's right because things ain't looking too good right now, and like Whispers DiTullio told Frank Sheeran in The Irishman:

"I'm more than a little concerned.."

Bold design on a 100% cotton, dark gray Comfort Colors T-Shirt.

Printed to order.

"It's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there" -Robert Zimmerman
$20 in Debt-Based, Federal Reserve Notes
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Death is Certain T-Shirt

During a recent attendance at the Divine Liturgy, there was a gentleman who had a tattoo that read "Death is Certain" on a tombstone on his right arm. It hit me right between the eyes and reminded me of my ultimate fate and how I need to remain in a constant state of humility and repentance.

Remember the opening scene in The Matrix where Neo serendipitously notices the White Rabbit tattoo on the girls shoulder?

It was kinda like that..

"I tell you, no; but unless you repent you will all likewise perish."

Original design on 100% cotton Comfort Colors t-shirt

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20 Bones or clams, or whatever you call them
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Just Say No Sticker

Who'd have thought it?

In less than a century America has traded the wholesomeness of Donna Reed as the model of womanhood in America, to Proverbs 7 (look it up) poster girls like the Kardashians, Lady Gaga and Kesha.

Guys, have you ever wondered why it's so damned difficult to find a traditional gal out there?

It's all by design..

But here's to the return of a more traditional, virtuous and wholesome ethos starting with the fairer sex like our gal here, who understands that the degenerate, loathsome tripe debasing our culture into a hellscape of feminism, and DEI degeneracy has been promoted by certain segments of our elected representatives and troweled out via the mainstream media by the usual suspects for decades, so mom, ditch the corporate gig (it's eating away at your soul... ask me how I know), get the kids out of the public schools, and just say no.

Recently de-listed on a very popular website, but still available here. Variation on the Lietchenstein pop-art themes from the sixties.

Call it reappropriation or whatever you want.

All's fair in love and the Culture War.
$4 American (while it's still worth something)
Death is Certain Sticker v2.0

Circular motif of the moderately popular, original Death is Certain sticker design.

Someone from a local parish posted a snarky comment on a social media site speculating our motives for creating this stuff, inferring some kind of obscene profit motive behind it all, which I found a bit troubling and later laughable, but quickly recalled a lyric from a favorite song from my former life from one Declan McManus:

"I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused..."

Maybe I should show him my year-end Etsy statement.

I acknowledge my expectations are out-of-whack in the Hospital for Souls, but one can have hope..

Cool, 3" round, vinyl sticker.

$3
Death is Certain Sticker v3.0

Die cut variation of the moderately popular, original Death is Certain sticker design.

Who knows?

This one might be just be a million seller, and I can finally retire

You know you want to put another rad sticker on your water bottle or coffee cup, so go ahead, buy a couple of 'em.

Cool, 3" x 4" vinyl sticker.

Coming soon to a t-shirt near you..

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MK-ULTRA Sticker

Before the internet, Television was likely the greatest indoctrination, propaganda and mind-control tool ever invented and virtually everything coming out of it is lies controlled by corporate interests and the you-know-who’s.

Problem is your normie neighbor probably doesn't think so and is still toiling under the delusion that MSNBC and CNN are on-the-level.

Seeing this might be a conversation starter to send them into a cognitive-dissonant state and start the process of breaking their conditioning.

A little advice a friend once gave me: Don’t start ‘em out with The Bohemian Grove.

"I didn't say it would be easy Neo, I only said it would be the truth."

Sticker version of the wildly, unpopular t-shirt.

3 Bucks..
Death is Certain Sticker

Cool sticker version of the t-shirt.

Someone said it's "based". Now I dunno what that means, but I think it means good.

Growing up in the 70s and 80s, we found a lot of inspiration from the Skate/Punk/DIY ethos of that era, and that was kind of the impeteus for this one..

Luke 13:3

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